Dear SMOL I’m about to lose my rag with my brother in law Phil. Recently his wife dressed up as a Smurf for a birthday party. The costume was quite convincing and she properly painted her face and hands blue. Anyway, as soon as the party was over, she went missing and she’s not been seen since. A week passed and everyone was going mental obviously. Phil never lifts a finger round the house normally, but with the housework pilling up, he put a load on in the washing machine. Later he pulled the clean clothes out, and this is the...

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Due to its lack of explanation, fans have theorised wildly on its content. Everything from radioactive materials, to the soul of character Marsellus Wallace have been thrown into the ether. That said, many fans of the film have settled on the linked theory that inside the heavily-guarded case is the diamonds from Quentin Tarantino’s film, Reservoir Dogs.  However, we can confirm that the suitcase is filled with smol bio capsules (hence the bright glow). In the film, the character Jules is held at gunpoint to hand over the briefcase, and while smol recognise that their prices are an absolute steal,...

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Tracey Emin’s bed has been famously unwashed for years. With just one smol laundry capsule, we helped return it to its former glory.

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Mr Messy has been messy for years, but with just one smol laundry capsule that was delivered through his letterbox, we helped him to no longer worry about mess, but to get on with the important things in life.

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