We’re not exactly sure who wants to read a blog about laundry, but having one helps more people find us on the internet – so every so often we’ll post an update, maybe some detergent trivia, perhaps a joke about non-bio, sometimes even an ode to the laundrette. Welcome to a smol blog. posted.


Love Island

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At smol, we’re totally gripped by this year’s Love Island. But it’s obvious to us that Adam’s attitude isn’t the only thing that needs cleaning up in the Love Island villa.   As our boys and girls engage in an endless cycle of conscious-recoupling, spare a thought for the local help who have to work double-time to keep up with all that bed-hopping. Not to mention all those outfits. Both need to get cleaned somehow… the boys might spend half of each episode rubbing their T-shirts against their wash-board abs but that’s about as close as they’re going to be...

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Happy Fathers Day

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Every day should be Father’s Day, they really all are cracking, but when it comes to buying gifts we can be somewhat lacking.   This Father’s Day we’ve made a list, of all the classic things, that we’ll be gifting to our dad, for all the joy he brings.   First of all we buy him socks, because his are ALWAYS wearing thin, even when there’s holes in both, but won’t put them in the bin.   Then a tie or cufflinks, so he’s always looking tidy, but from Monday right through Thursday, not just in the pub on Friday!...

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A smol smurf

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Dear SMOL I’m about to lose my rag with my brother in law Phil. Recently his wife dressed up as a Smurf for a birthday party. The costume was quite convincing and she properly painted her face and hands blue. Anyway, as soon as the party was over, she went missing and she’s not been seen since. A week passed and everyone was going mental obviously. Phil never lifts a finger round the house normally, but with the housework pilling up, he put a load on in the washing machine. Later he pulled the clean clothes out, and this is the...

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If smol did music playlists......

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Track List Britney Spears          Non Toxic Blink 182                   All the smol Things Ray Charles              no more Mess around Girls Aloud                Jump in puddles if you want because smol will wash out the dirt Jessie J                     smol Price Tag Notorious B.I.G         is dead.long live smol Stevie Wonder          Signed, Sealed, Delivered by Royal Mail. Ray Lamontagne      Trouble carrying big boxes of detergent home? Try smol today. Nina Simone             Feeling Good about these laundry capsules Eminem                     The Real Slim packaging Jackie Wilson          ...

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The pulp fiction briefcase: revealed

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Due to its lack of explanation, fans have theorised wildly on its content. Everything from radioactive materials, to the soul of character Marsellus Wallace have been thrown into the ether. That said, many fans of the film have settled on the linked theory that inside the heavily-guarded case is the diamonds from Quentin Tarantino’s film, Reservoir Dogs.  However, we can confirm that the suitcase is filled with smol bio capsules (hence the bright glow). In the film, the character Jules is held at gunpoint to hand over the briefcase, and while smol recognise that their prices are an absolute steal,...

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