We’re not exactly sure who wants to read a blog about laundry (or dishwashing), but having one helps more people find us on the internet – so every so often we’ll post an update, maybe some detergent trivia, perhaps a joke about non-bio, sometimes even an ode to the dirty dishes. Welcome to a smol blog. posted.
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It’s Halloween this evening What’s creepier than that? I’ll tell you what’s more scary - The children in my flat! There’s a zombie in the kitchen Bobbing apples in some goo, He’s wiped his face repeatedly And now my towels are blue. The vampire in the living room Should not have been let in. There’s fake blood on the curtains Where he’s wiped it from his chin. ...
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Another year means another trip to City Hall, as we get ready to tune in to watch Lord Sugar’s next business candidates stumble their way through a 12 week scavenger hunt. There will be tears, tantrums and the inevitable plethora of jokes that even Penguin biscuits would be ashamed of. Over the next 3 months, 16 of the UK’s most ambitious entrepreneurs will be locked up in a London townhouse with no access to the outside world, presumably also refusing mealtimes because they’ll just be eating each other for breakfast. No one here at smol can help them...
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On the 1st September, Antwerp welcomed 65,000 people to celebrate Laundry Day. The only difference is, their Laundry Day involves less electronic appliances and more electronic dance. The one-day dance festival in Belgium is regarded as one of the craziest in Europe, and if you missed it this year, why not check our top ten tips to recreate your very own laundry day festival at home. Simulate the pain of pounding bass by clipping eight plastic clothes pegs on to each ear. Forget about using a glass, create your very own sound system by putting your phone in the washing...
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Here at smol we’ve long left the Love Island behind, sailing now on the terrestrial tv ship towards GBerkshire’s Great British Bake-Off tent. 12 bakers entered the famous arena, armed with their best whisk and lucky aprons. On biscuit week we saw how the cookie crumbled as Imelda hung up her boots, and cake week served up a slice of reality for Luke. Blood sweat and tears have already been spilled, but luckily for the contestants smol’s free trial can be on its way to them to remove any unsightly stains in time for next week’s showdown. Week...
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Smol’s super-slick packaging means that it can be posted through your door every month, so you never have to run out to pick up laundry capsules ever again. With 44% of trips to the supermarket taking over an hour, we want to celebrate the things you could do with this extra hour, and have compiled our top ten. Learn how to say “free trial” in as many new languages as you can Make 30 individual cups of tea Make a start on reading that book you still haven’t opened yet Iron one hundred socks Recycle the bag for...
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