On the twelfth day of Christmas my family gave to me,
Twelve dirty pants,
Eleven odd socks,
Ten stained nappies,
Nine smelly tees,
Eight mouldy jumpers,
Seven gym kits!
Six soiled cardigans (how?!),
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive crumpled school skirts!
Four toys in their pockets,
Three ties dipped in tea,
Two musty towels,
And one present; Alan Partridge on DVD.
Everyone knows about the 12 Days of Christmas; the rare Partridge in a Pear Tree, Seven Swans a Swimming and those Four Calling Birds.
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big is dead, long live smol.