happy halloween

Posted by smol on


It’s Halloween this evening

 

 

What’s creepier than that?

 

 

I’ll tell you what’s more scary -

 

 

The children in my flat!

 

 

 

 

 

There’s a zombie in the kitchen

 

 

Bobbing apples in some goo,

 

 

He’s wiped his face repeatedly

 

 

And now my towels are blue.

 

 

 

 

 

The vampire in the living room

 

 

Should not have been let in.

 

 

There’s fake blood on the curtains

 

 

Where he’s wiped it from his chin.

 

 

 

 

 

A bright green witch fell off her broom

 

 

Her screams said she was hurt,

 

 

Wet tears ran down her face paint

 

 

So she dried them on my skirt.

 

 

 

 

 

The werewolf had a sugar rush

 

 

From eating all the sweets.

 

 

He lay down with a tummy ache

 

 

Then threw up on my sheets.

 

 

 

 

 

Halloween’s been truly frightening,

 

 

My laundry pile is vast

 

 

But one thought soothes my frazzled nerves -

 

 

smol gets those stains out fast.

big is dead, long live smol.


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